Last year, we treated our readers to a horror-themed holiday Yule Log for genre fans. Those who prefer some screaming and torture along with their roasted chestnuts can enjoy The Wicker Yule again this Christmas! We’ve ramped up the crackling flames with an Extra Crispy Edition, culled for the notoriously awful 2006 remake of the epic folk-horror classic The Wicker Man!
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From the warped minds of collaborators Josh Millican (that’s me!) and Michael McWhorter (@TizzyEnt) The Wicker Yule adds searing flesh, pagan sacrifice, and ironically odd quotes from Nicholas Cage himself (from The Wicker Man other memorable roles) to your holiday celebration. And if you focus on the flames long enough you may hear the sound of sleigh bells and see an appearance or two from old “Saint Nic Cage” himself!
From all of us here at Horror Freak News: Have a safe and happy holiday season and an awesome New Year!
Official Synopsis: Tis the season to celebrate pagan tradition and good ole human sacrifice! Now you can open gifts to the soothing sounds of everyone’s favorite Saint Nic (Cage) as he is burned alive for over 2 hours! Also, keep an eye and ear out for special visual and audible Easter eggs sprinkled throughout.